Yesterday we just happened to have a bachelorette party hosted at my house. I came from work on the middle of it, and was quite surprised. I tried to play the cool guy, and was just gonna chill on my room. That worked until my mom said "MARCIO!!! Come see the Stripper!" Yeah, so much for me be incognito. So, I obliged, and went to the living room, where this Well-muscled, new yorker with italian roots, was giving the bride to be a lap dance. Quite a site to behold I say. His green g-string was stuffed, with various amounts of bills. The girls were slightly drunk, and the bride to be was TOTALLY plastered. The strippers butt was gropped, and grabbed, and slapped every which way. The bride to be was so drunk, she once or twice, played peak-a-butt with the strippers much revealing undies. The stripper didn't seem to appreciate that, and we had to keep her away from him. It just so happed, that mom borrow my digital camera, and my digital video camera, and taped the whole event. I gotta put into my computer, and burn a DVD for the bridge to be. I hope she hides that DVD for a long time, because it sure wasn't one of her most gracious periods. Then again, I am sure her husband had a romp, on behalf of his friends.
Ey, that's my house, and that's how life goes. Ohh, and the stripper does have a website, for any ladies in Georgia that need his service: Ultimatestrip.com